BOFH

“So if he pushed a desktop machine off the balcony, you’d be concerned?” the PFY asks.

“It’s not a recognized or commonplace use of a computer.”

“It is if it’s got OS2 installed on it!” I respond, confusing the Boss and alienating another batch of OS2-loving readers. On purpose.

Novas so kind..

...And of course if you ever need a place to doss while in old London town then
let me know because I think the shelters are open most nights and Id be
happy to give you a lift there on the back of my bicycle...